Ex-GirlfriendAge: 21 Juliette was tough as nails. She grew up on a ranch, taking care of the homestead with her family. She loved life on her ranch! Juliette was constantly working hard to prove to her family that she was the better choice to leave the ranch to rather than …
Festus McGill
Stable OwnerAge: 32 Festus was a new business owner. He had decided to take the plunge and build a stable for the people of Clinstone. Business was actually going much better than he had expected! It was more than paying the bills for him and his big family. He could …
Alonzo Wagnon
Childhood Best FriendAge: 21 In his teen years, Alonzo was flying high. He and John were winning the horse races each year and people were starting to notice Alonzo – especially women. He loved the admiration he received from Clinstonians! Although that only lasted for about two years, after he …
William Hoover
Father of VictimAge: 46 William Hoover has seen quite a bit in his lifetime. Although it had been almost 5 years since his wife Lotti died, he still grieved for her. It happened so suddenly, he barely had a chance to say goodbye. Lotti was William’s world. Although he could …
Timothy Crandell
Best FriendAge: 22 Timothy loved his life in Clinstone! He had a great life and loved working his ranch. Then, when he met John at one of the horse races a couple of years back, they became fast friends –heck, best friends he would even say! Both men were personable, …
January Puzzle Answers
January Sudoku Answers January Crossword Answers Unscramble the Phrase “Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.” -Daniel Cleaver, Bridget Jones’s Diary
Issue 13- February & March 2022
*Misprint* Page 1: Issue 12 is actually supposed to be Issue 13…. oops 🤦♀️ Welcome friend, to issue 12 of our newsletter! As of this month, we are moving to bi-monthly.(Read more about the deets on Page 2!) We are excited that we had quite a few community submissions this …
Mary Hoover
Wife of VictimAge: 20 Mary is quiet and often shy. Although she is quite beautiful, she never found her confidence. She grew up in the city with her family, when her father had suddenly passed when she was fifteen. Her mother moved them up to Clinstone where her own family …
John Hoover
VictimAge: 23 years old John thought the world of himself, and why shouldn’t he? He was the cowboy who had it all. He had such an amazing life because he made it happen. Well, aside from the land his ranch was on. That he inherited from his dear mother, Lotti …
December Answers
Phrase Unscrambler This quote comes from the iconic Christmas movie, Elf. The main character, Buddy the Elf, played by Will Farrell, is a Christmas fanatic and is quoted saying: “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” December Sudoku